NB - Early morning reports coming from Braila, Romania, have confirmed that Emily O'Hara Bergeson, a Peace Corps volunteer serving in that city, has killed a mouse. Unconfirmed rumors indicate that an archaic "snap trap" was used, perhaps baited with peanut-butter. Due to Ms. Bergeson's lack of a criminal background, it seems unlikely that she would have committed the act for any reason other than self defense. The name of the mouse has not been released. Further details surrounding the incident will be reported as they are divulged.
Nils Bergeson, Independent Journalist (actually, he's not as Independent as he thinks...)
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